I wonder how long it takes to get to Philly?

Probably quite a while. I could fly there. Yes.

Why do I want to go to Philly? I want a mother-truckin CHEESESTEAK!!

I could go several places to get a cheesesteak. But I want an original, Philly, cheesesteak. I'm talking like from Pat's King of Steaks. The meat, the grilled onions, the "whiz"....yes-cheesewhiz.  Holy crap.

I don't know why, but I've had a bug up my butt for a couple weeks about eating a real philly cheesesteak. I blame the food network. I better go to bed before I actually purchase a plane ticket and go to Philly.